Critical Cheese
Critical Cheese
Critical Cheese
Critical Cheese

Critical Cheese

$25.00

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Critical Cheese is a well-balanced hybrid (50% Indica,50% Sativa), born from the potent Cheese and Critical Plus strains. Its flavor is intense, featuring a mix of floral, funky cheese with citrus notes—an acquired taste for some. With a THC level of 19% or more, Critical Cheese is often used to help with inflammation, eye pressure, chronic pain, depression, stress, and anxiety.

Flower Overview

Critical Cheese is a well-balanced hybrid (50% Indica,50% Sativa), born from the potent Cheese and Critical Plus strains. Known for its bold aroma and uplifting effects, this strain delivers a unique experience that blends mental clarity with deep relaxation.

Its flavor is intense, featuring a mix of floral, funky cheese with citrus notes—an acquired taste for some. The aroma is just as strong, filling a room instantly with its pungent, citrusy, and cheesy scent.

The high builds gradually, bringing a wave of euphoria that lifts your mood and relieves mental tension. You’ll feel motivated yet relaxed, with a hazy focus that drifts between introspection and social engagement. A gentle body buzz keeps you grounded, creating a balanced experience that avoids anxiety or paranoia.

With a THC level of 19% or more, Critical Cheese is often used to help with inflammation, eye pressure, chronic pain, depression, stress, and anxiety. Its dense, grape-shaped buds are light minty green with thin amber hairs and a thick coating of oversized white trichomes. Whether you're seeking mental stimulation or physical relaxation, Critical Cheese delivers a dynamic and flavorful high.

Growth Traits

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you test the clones for pests, pathogens, and potency?

Yes, we do. Every clone we offer is rigorously inspected and tested to ensure it is pest-free, disease-free, and genetically stable. We take quality control seriously, so you can trust that you're getting clean, vigorous, and high-performing plants.

How are the genetics sourced?

We carefully source our genetics from reputable breeders, elite cultivators, and verified mother stock to ensure authenticity and top-tier performance. Our collection includes both legendary strains and exclusive cuts, giving growers access to high-quality, consistent genetics they can trust.

Are the clones authentic?

Absolutely. We pride ourselves on offering true-to-name, verified genetics with no substitutions or mislabeling. Our team has decades of experience identifying and maintaining genetic purity, so every strain you receive is exactly what we say it is.

Do you empoly tissue culturing practices?

Not currently, but we are actively working toward integrating tissue culture propagation into our production. Our goal is to offer even cleaner, more vigorous clones in the future as we expand our capabilities.

How are the clones grown/produced?

Our clones are produced using strict environmental controls, organic best practices, and proven propagation techniques to ensure strong, healthy plants. We maintain clean mother stock, carefully cut and root our clones under optimal conditions, and never rush the process—ensuring resilient, high-performing plants for your grow.

What are the shipping/lead times?

We prioritize quality and care in every order. Snips (unrooted cuts) are fulfilled within 48 hours, while rooted clones take 18 days to ensure strong, healthy root development before shipping. Throughout the process, we’ll keep you updated on your order status, and once it ships, you’ll receive tracking information so you can monitor its journey to you.

Are there any warranties?

There will always be risks buying live things online but we know our facility and systems produce the highest quality standard clones. We believe in what we have built so we offer replacement cuts for damaged on arrival orders and have a "Make it Right Policy" for other reasonable issues!

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Hear From Our Customers

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Method Maine

"The difference between these clones and others I’ve purchased is night and day. These guys truly care about quality. Every cut I’ve received has been healthy, resilient, and true to its genetics."

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Mark Risouli

"Best clones I’ve ever gotten, hands down. They arrived healthy, pest-free, and took off the moment I transplanted them. Really 10/10"

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JBudz

"You can tell these clones come from experienced growers. Within a week, the cuts were thriving. I won't be getting my genetics from anywhere else."

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Hear From Our Customers

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Method Maine

"The difference between these clones and others I’ve purchased is night and day. These guys truly care about quality. Every cut I’ve received has been healthy, resilient, and true to its genetics."

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Mark Risouli

"Best clones I’ve ever gotten, hands down. They arrived healthy, pest-free, and took off the moment I transplanted them. Really 10/10"

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JBudz

"You can tell these clones come from experienced growers. Within a week, the cuts were thriving. I won't be getting my genetics from anywhere else."

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